I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
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She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
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I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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