so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
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we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
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I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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