I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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