Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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