I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
farters have to be the big spoon...
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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