Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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