so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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