false alarm. still invincible.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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