That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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