What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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