Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
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someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
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I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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