seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
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There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
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He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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