What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
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he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
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No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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