She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I'm at about main and main street
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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