I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
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I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
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You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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