i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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