A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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