yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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