Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
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