32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
