So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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