he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
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