Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
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I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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