Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I have demons in me.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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