I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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