everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
she told me i tasted like america
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She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I love how my cats smell like pot.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
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3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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