also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
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i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
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Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Randomize