We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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