so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
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