its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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