You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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