using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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