I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
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closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
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At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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