I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
Randomize