I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i will never coherently bang her
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
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I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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