im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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