giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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