I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
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