I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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