Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
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There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
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You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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