One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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