Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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