Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
she woke up with a sticky ear
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
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Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
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Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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