shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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