Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
17 Women That Lost Condoms Up Their Lady Parts
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
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I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
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