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• (904): View more from Florida

  I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.

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  It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.

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• (518): View more from New York

  I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt

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• (360): View more from Washington

  So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship

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  i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.

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• (650): View more from California

  Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?

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