Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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