dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
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I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
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My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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