I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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