And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
