peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
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We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
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Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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