don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
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