Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
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Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
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Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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