Got a toothbrush?
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
Randomize
