I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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