I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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