Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
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Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
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Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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