Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
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My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
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So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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