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No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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