how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
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you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
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Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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