Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
