Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Randomize
